Dear Hokkien-speaking friends,Laugh until you kee siao!
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, 'And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?'
Mr. Lim replies, 'I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's thestrangest thing.
Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!'
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, 'Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens thebathroom door, the light somehow goes on....
'At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, 'Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!'______________________________
QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go 'kwah, kwah, kwah'.
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)
QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)And here is a classic .........
QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time...'and
Hokkien fairy tales begin with 'Lim Peh ka li kong...'
Sunday, February 1, 2009
life of 2009
today is 1 of feb 2009..time passes very very very fast..
my goodnesss life is going tough i guess for tis year 2009 cuz of our world economy..
i hope it doesn't bring much effect..
as for the year 2009,many hav new vision,new set of thinking,new achievement, many....
tis year sound like many will go down from top to the ground to be slave..
God i hope tis is not going to happen to me..
working very hard to prepare a future comfort family ,and help to lighten my parent burden.
they hav work very hard to earn living and our life expenses and studies expenses..
many time i let them down..
tis time i stand very firmly and say there is no more time for me to let u down again..
year 2009 is the year where eddy go to the top of the gold hill and no more to the ground..
working hard, intelligent,smart and fast thinker is wat u need to success...
lastly the three R " respect for self, respect for others, and responsible for all our action.....
im going to be a success man in tis year 2009...
may god bless my family,frens,relative and i...
~eDdY~
my goodnesss life is going tough i guess for tis year 2009 cuz of our world economy..
i hope it doesn't bring much effect..
as for the year 2009,many hav new vision,new set of thinking,new achievement, many....
tis year sound like many will go down from top to the ground to be slave..
God i hope tis is not going to happen to me..
working very hard to prepare a future comfort family ,and help to lighten my parent burden.
they hav work very hard to earn living and our life expenses and studies expenses..
many time i let them down..
tis time i stand very firmly and say there is no more time for me to let u down again..
year 2009 is the year where eddy go to the top of the gold hill and no more to the ground..
working hard, intelligent,smart and fast thinker is wat u need to success...
lastly the three R " respect for self, respect for others, and responsible for all our action.....
im going to be a success man in tis year 2009...
may god bless my family,frens,relative and i...
~eDdY~
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